LuAnna: The Podcast

On this Extra Hot episode: The girls dive headfirst into the wild Katie Price and Lee Andrews saga. From a whirlwind wedding to van FaceTimes and travel ban chaos, this one has truly gripped the nation, Lu's been on the ground keeping an eye out for Lee in Dubai and is he in jail?! We chat the identical engagement setup, the travel ban rumours, the increasingly unbelievable excuses about why Lee can’t seem to make it back to the UK and the report that he’s been arrested. The girls unpack catfishing AI claims, alleged scams, those viral airport videos, the so-called kidnapping twist, and why they ultimately just feel really sad for Katie at the centre of it all. LuAnna: The Podcast is a Global production, available every Monday and Thursday on Global Player, YouTube or wherever you get your shows. Make sure you subscribe so you never miss an episode. Remember, if you want to get in touch you can: Email us at luanna@everythingluanna.com OR drop us a WhatsApp on our NEW NUMBER: 07521564640 Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/

On this week’s LuAnna: it’s another Bank Holiday, nobody’s working, and Lu has gone full proud mum because Crumble has officially graduated dog training with a medal. Anna, meanwhile, reckons she may be on the road to an MBE after a truly surreal career high at The King’s Trust Awards at the Royal Albert Hall, where she somehow ended up offering an antihistamine to the Queen. Plus, there’s listener chaos involving a woman who deep-throated a frankfurter and a man who squeezed a turd. And as if that wasn’t enough, the girls get fully stuck into the bizarre allegation that Fergie was once P Diddy’s side piece, discover the deeply upsetting world of ball maxxing, and crown a new Weirdo of the Month. LuAnna: The Podcast is a Global production, available every Monday and Thursday on Global Player, YouTube or wherever you get your shows. Make sure you subscribe so you never miss an episode. GRAB YOUR TICKETS FOR THE BIG PARTY AT EVERYTHINGLUANNA.COM Remember, if you want to get in touch you can: Email us at luanna@everythingluanna.com OR drop us a WhatsApp on our brand new number 075 215 64640 Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/

On this week’s Totally Extra: the girls talk ageing, feeling uncool and the moment you realise the kids’ slang has officially left you behind, one listener shares an unhinged petty revenge story involving chilli oil and stolen lube, another finds an unwelcome house guest living in her house for days, there's a morally questionable marketing confession and a cousin sleepover that takes a very unexpected turn. It’s time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and more. LuAnna: The Podcast is a Global production, available every Monday and Thursday on Global Player, YouTube or wherever you get your shows. Make sure you subscribe so you never miss an episode. Remember, if you want to get in touch you can: Email us at luanna@everythingluanna.com OR drop us a WhatsApp on our NEW NUMBER: 07521564640 Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/

On this week’s LuAnna: the girls debrief the full Gladiators live experience after heading to Birmingham in full matching kits, which left both of them absolutely broken for days. Anna also gives us the lowdown from the BAFTAs, including a deeply uncomfortable celebrity hover around Lucy Punch, and Lu is thrown into a spiral after a new employee guesses she’s 45. Plus we finally get properly stuck into the Birth Keepers podcast, chatting all things Free Birth Society, with a very strong reaction all around. And as if that wasn’t enough, there’s a sober listener raising an excellent point about our live shows, an Amazon spending audit that urgently needs Martin Lewis, dating advice for a lonely flight attendant, a truly awful story that leaves even us speechless. LuAnna: The Podcast is a Global production, available every Monday and Thursday on Global Player, YouTube or wherever you get your shows. Make sure you subscribe so you never miss an episode. GRAB YOUR TICKETS FOR THE BIG PARTY AT EVERYTHINGLUANNA.COM Remember, if you want to get in touch you can: Email us at luanna@everythingluanna.com OR drop us a WhatsApp on our brand new number 075 215 64640 Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/

On this week’s Totally Extra: We chat the weird little joys in life including saxophone covers, bottle banks and perfectly fitting Vinted trousers, one listener shares a grimly funny “meat and sauce in the toilet” story while another gets glorious revenge on nightmare housemates with grass seed, Anna is definitely not 'of the people' and a listener is haunted by the middle name her husband chose for their son. It’s time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and more. LuAnna: The Podcast is a Global production, available every Monday and Thursday on Global Player, YouTube or wherever you get your shows. Make sure you subscribe so you never miss an episode. Remember, if you want to get in touch you can: Email us at luanna@everythingluanna.com OR drop us a WhatsApp on our NEW NUMBER: 07521564640 Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/

On this week’s LuAnna: the girls are in full matching Gladiators kits and heading off to Birmingham for the live experience, equipped with gloves, a dicky neck, a dicky ankle and a lot of bravado. Will Anna's sessions with Lilia come good? Also, Lu is raging after yet another parking ticket saga, this time involving her dad, and we give advice to a listener working in a deeply misogynistic environment that leaves everyone genuinely horrified. And as if that wasn’t enough, there’s chat about the terrifying hantavirus cruise ship, a man who pulled a car with his penis while on fire for charity, a Tesco name-badge game, pube-plucking, and a legal update after the girls’ juicy Birth Keepers chat gets temporarily pulled from the episode... you'll definitely be wanting to tune in next week for that one. LuAnna: The Podcast is a Global production, available every Monday and Thursday on Global Player, YouTube or wherever you get your shows. Make sure you subscribe so you never miss an episode. GRAB YOUR TICKETS FOR THE BIG PARTY AT EVERYTHINGLUANNA.COM Remember, if you want to get in touch you can: Email us at luanna@everythingluanna.com OR drop us a WhatsApp on our brand new number 075 215 64640 Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/

On this week’s Totally Extra: One listener leaves her cheating husband and launches herself into a full-blown sexploration featuring pegging, beehives and a man in red pants, the girls tackle parking wars, shit gifts and whether it’s selfish to stop at one child, and a husband more worried about his mum’s roast lamb than the birth of his child. It’s time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and more. LuAnna: The Podcast is a Global production, available every Monday and Thursday on Global Player, YouTube or wherever you get your shows. Make sure you subscribe so you never miss an episode. Remember, if you want to get in touch you can: Email us at luanna@everythingluanna.com OR drop us a WhatsApp on our NEW NUMBER: 07521564640 Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/

On this week’s LuAnna: the girls are hanging after a night at Sam Faiers’ launch, where they battled cheap rosé, a terrifying glass lift and a mission to meet actual Spice Girl Mel B. Anna gives us the full debrief from her trip to Parliament, including the low down on the loos and Lu decides she's going to become an MP. Plus, a listener dilemma about whether love can come back after betrayal, a message about a sex injury, the girls get into Russell Brand’s viral Piers Morgan interview, chat about the UK’s smoking and vaping crackdown, and a deeply disturbing tuna oil confession. LuAnna: The Podcast is a Global production, available every Monday and Thursday on Global Player, YouTube or wherever you get your shows. Make sure you subscribe so you never miss an episode. GRAB YOUR TICKETS FOR THE BIG PARTY AT EVERYTHINGLUANNA.COM Remember, if you want to get in touch you can: Email us at luanna@everythingluanna.com OR drop us a WhatsApp on our brand new number 075 215 64640 Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/

On this week’s Totally Extra: one listener’s medical panic leads to an extremely unfortunate camera roll reveal in front of her son, a mother and child parking bay abuser gets called out, Luanna are potentially launching a fart orchestra, hayfever's giving us the ick and finding a “straight” family friend on Grindr. It’s time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and more. LuAnna: The Podcast is a Global production, available every Monday and Thursday on Global Player, YouTube or wherever you get your shows. Make sure you subscribe so you never miss an episode. Remember, if you want to get in touch you can: Email us at luanna@everythingluanna.com OR drop us a WhatsApp on our NEW NUMBER: 07521564640 Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it. On this week’s LuAnna: Lu's May half term plans are all out the window as her daughters have become full-blown entrepreneurs, launching their own pony camp and cheer camp with the help of ChatGPT, Anna has an unexpected run-in with the lawyer working on the Lucy Letby case and is delighted with the new connection and what would you do if you moved into a new house with your partner and there were pictures of his late wife everywhere? Plus, the girls also get into the social media ban for under-16s again after another vote in parliament, we chat plane seat etiquette, hear a disgusting chalet cleaning confession involving a shower head, and Weirdo of the Month is crowned in all its filthy glory. GRAB YOUR TICKETS FOR THE BIG PARTY AT EVERYTHINGLUANNA.COM Remember, if you want to get in touch you can: Email us at luanna@everythingluanna.com OR drop us a WhatsApp on our brand new number 075 215 64640 Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/

BE WARNED: It’s LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it! It’s time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and more. On this week’s Totally Extra: there’s more wild twin chat including synchronised periods, telepathy and the all-important question of whether identical twins have identical dicks, one listener celebrates buying her ex out of the family home and building her own financial independence, the girls revisit old Luanna hypocrisy over dog Instagram accounts, and the confessions are absolutely feral with someone licking up "gravy" and another listener period-pranking her boyfriend in the dark. Remember, if you want to get in touch you can: Email us at luanna@everythingluanna.com OR drop us a WhatsApp on our NEW NUMBER: 07521564640 Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it. On this week’s BUMPER LuAnna: Lu and Anna start an MP jingle business, Lu isn't keen on team sports, Anna's brought us all special gifts, we're offering advice to a mum with major mum guilt and hear about possibly the worst 3rd date ever. Plus, we get into the Southport enquiry, Binky Felstead being outed for asking for freebies, bath sharing weirdos, Avenue Q, more Crumble content & an excellent new docco recco for you all to watch. GRAB YOUR TICKETS FOR THE BIG PARTY AT EVERYTHINGLUANNA.COM Remember, if you want to get in touch you can: Email us at luanna@everythingluanna.com OR drop us a WhatsApp on our brand new number 075 215 64640 Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/

BE WARNED: It’s LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it! It’s time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and more. On this week’s Totally Extra: a listener accidentally covers her cat in poo, there’s a rant about kids’ clothes laundry, the girls celebrate the genius of a takeaway “chaser”, there's a bin full of old birthing pads, a missing belly button, an American toilet disaster involving a shit-filled clothes rail, and a confession so grim it leaves everyone speechless. Remember, if you want to get in touch you can: Email us at luanna@everythingluanna.com OR drop us a WhatsApp on our NEW NUMBER: 07521564640 Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it. On this week’s LuAnna: Lu kicks off with a full-scale rant about airport parkers near Stansted, the girls chat sunshine and school holidays, and Anna shares a moving tribute to her friend Mel Schilling and the life lesson she took from her. Plus, Crumble gets his moment as the cutest dog alive, we're trying to get Celine Dion tickets in Paris, a listener asks about healing after birth trauma, we're chatting Kanye’s Wireless cancellation, Artemis ii, and Weirdo of the Week goes to a listener using the smell of her own arse to lure her puppy back indoors. GRAB YOUR TICKETS FOR THE BIG PARTY AT EVERYTHINGLUANNA.COM Remember, if you want to get in touch you can: Email us at luanna@everythingluanna.com OR drop us a WhatsApp on our brand new number 075 215 64640 Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/

BE WARNED: It’s LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it! It’s time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and more. On this week’s Totally Extra: a glassblowing lift-share is ruined by the wrong Luanna episode auto-playing at the worst possible moment, the team get into a ridiculous row about sugar, Diet Coke and who’s allowed to judge what, we chat petty bath-mat messaging, fantasy death row meals, cryptic crossword rage and a gang of dental nurses treating one surgery like a secret fart bunker. Remember, if you want to get in touch you can: Email us at luanna@everythingluanna.com OR drop us a WhatsApp on our NEW NUMBER: 07521564640 Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it. On this week’s LuAnna: We love a hymn, why Easter might actually beat Christmas, Anna has another interesting massage, Lu brings an air fryer banana breakfast reco, and a beach encounter story ends in total humiliation. Plus, a listener writes in with a relationship dilemma full of lies, deleted messages and crossed boundaries, teens would rather ask AI about periods than talk to their dads, and the girls are absolutely horrified by a dog with a taste for yeasty belly buttons. GRAB YOUR TICKETS FOR THE BIG PARTY AT EVERYTHINGLUANNA.COM Remember, if you want to get in touch you can: Email us at luanna@everythingluanna.com OR drop us a WhatsApp on our brand new number 075 215 64640 Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/

BE WARNED: It’s LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it! It’s time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and more. On this week’s Totally Extra: a Grandad gets smacked in the face with a very adult toy, supermarket car park snack people are celebrated, husbands are punished with unplugged keyboards and abandoned grocery deliveries, and the episode ends with a drunken balcony diarrhoea disaster and a rain-soaked mix-up with the wrong dead cat. Remember, if you want to get in touch you can: Email us at luanna@everythingluanna.com OR drop us a WhatsApp on our NEW NUMBER: 07521564640 Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it. On this week’s LuAnna: A tangent about languages, bilingual kids and why speaking only English suddenly feels a bit embarrassing, Lu's decorators strike again, Imo's stalking Gordon Ramsay, and Anna's into history. Plus, an iPad confession, a listener writes in completely broken by solo parenting and burnout, MPs reject an under-16s social media ban, and the girls get extremely passionate about surprise nighttime poos. GRAB YOUR TICKETS FOR THE BIG PARTY AT EVERYTHINGLUANNA.COM Remember, if you want to get in touch you can: Email us at luanna@everythingluanna.com OR drop us a WhatsApp on our brand new number 075 215 64640 Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/

BE WARNED: It’s LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it! It’s time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and more. On this week’s Totally Extra: a homemade porn discovery, ruining a husband’s coffee, Anna gets hooked on Among Us while pretending it’s “not appropriate”, a moon cup disaster, a fizzy pop tangent and we find out what Operation Roar is. Remember, if you want to get in touch you can: Email us at luanna@everythingluanna.com OR drop us a WhatsApp on our NEW NUMBER: 07521564640 Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it. On this week’s LuAnna: The girls reminisce about the feral glory days of clubbing, a family lunch descends into diarrhoea songs, there's a fake birthday for Enzo, a near A&E trip after a trip to the park, and a friend's terrifying cancer diagnosis turns out to be not quite so. Plus, Gen Z boys are worryingly getting more traditional about gender roles, a miracle baby is born from a transplanted womb, and the Weirdo of the Week contenders include a sentimental birth blood splatter and a woman who tidies her house in case she gets murdered. GRAB YOUR TICKETS FOR THE BIG PARTY AT EVERYTHINGLUANNA.COM Remember, if you want to get in touch you can: Email us at luanna@everythingluanna.com OR drop us a WhatsApp on our brand new number 075 215 64640 Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/