The Maasai have God in the freezer
Ján Mesároš
By purchasing this book, you directly support the Maasai community whose lives and stories you read about. The proceeds help real people in a specific village. For more details about how this support works and the projects we run, visit...
Location:
United States
Description:
By purchasing this book, you directly support the Maasai community whose lives and stories you read about. The proceeds help real people in a specific village. For more details about how this support works and the projects we run, visit engarre.org. In this book, through humorous stories and many photographs, you will learn: How to fight wild animals with your hair. How to clean your teeth without a toothbrush. How battle ostriches are unsuitable for trench warfare. How to put on an old worn-out tire as a shoe. How elephants might not eat chili peppers. How it feels to be a cargo motorbike mzungu. How the African village of Mbogoi became a street-food superpower. How to be friends with time. How to properly brew tea the African way. How doors are supposed to look. How a Maasai village works where no Maasai live. How to pay cash for a cashless payment. How to lean on a stick properly and with elegance. How to bargain at a market without unnecessary words. How the Maasai really live deep in the Tanzanian bush. This audiobook is narrated by advanced AI technology. We chose this approach to reduce production costs, allowing us to more effectively support our Engarre projects in Tanzania. Duration - 3h 49m. Author - Ján Mesároš. Narrator - AI narrator. Published Date - Friday, 16 January 2026. Copyright - © 2026 PublishDrive ©.
Language:
English
Title
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Even a Personal Goat Photographer
Duration:00:02:27
Who, what, how, when, where, why, and... well, everything
Duration:00:05:15
Tea Chai
Duration:00:11:13
Clothes with a User Manual
Duration:00:05:34
Renča and Sekenoi
Duration:00:03:44
Go cows!
Duration:00:14:08
Coffee and medisin go home
Duration:00:11:12
Bush teeth brush
Duration:00:03:43
Sikuku ceremonies
Duration:00:12:55
Sikuku show
Duration:00:05:49
Umeme, solar, and other songs
Duration:00:11:14
The market called Soko
Duration:00:11:50
Bara-bara road worker
Duration:00:08:56
Mzungu Boda Boda, a.k.a. the Cargo Class White Rider part 1 - The Outbound Leg
Duration:00:14:26
The Mzungu Boda Boda, or Cargo Whitey Part 2 - Back again
Duration:00:12:25
Streetfood and Insidefood part 1
Duration:00:08:56
Streetfood and Insidefood part 2
Duration:00:09:52
Everyday Weapons
Duration:00:05:53
Some buildings, a couple of pits and doors
Duration:00:07:00
The Simu phone and the Tanzanian shilling. And Fotja.
Duration:00:10:32
Cats go meow, and other chickens go kuku
Duration:00:13:20
A wild, truly wild tortoise
Duration:00:05:18
Maasai the fundamental unit of the Maasai nation
Duration:00:06:41
Pikipiki Motorbikes
Duration:00:15:45
The time of roaring engines
Duration:00:02:35
Munikiti
Duration:00:05:19
Outro
Duration:00:00:48