The Courtney Show

Thanks to our audio getting flagged by a big podcast company, the vibe at the end of the show just wasn't quite right. But that's ok because the rest of the show was fantastic! Started off strong with toenail and testie talk, then Tuesday Tidbits and texts about the foods your parents got when you were going to have a babysitter come over. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Fresh cut grass. Sunscreen. Hot dogs on the grill. The unofficial start of summer is upon us and Courtney started her holiday weekend early so it's Brando and Afton holding down the fort. We had an incredible Finally Friday song from Brando, Missed Connections with Lance and all kinds of other fun and shenanigans. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

It's the iconic 50th season of Survivor's LIVE Finale episode! 3 Hours.. 2 Million Dollars.. 1 SOLE SURVIVOR. Let's get it on! (00:00) Start (03:25) Pick Up Where We Left Off (05:40) Opening Challenge + Jonathon's Worm (06:45) Joe's Downfall (08:11) Taste of Final Tribal (10:30) Sa-Motion Challenge (12:30) Rizo Did Not Do His Homework (14:30) Aubry Had a Fire Plan (15:30) Jeff's $2M Spoiler (21:40) Surprise Loved Ones Visit! (23:00) Final Tribal Tension (29:20) Cirie's Award, The Car Curse, Etc. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Ok, that's not true, but it would be fun if it was! Today we covered things that are embarrassing for no reason and rated them on a scale of "Good Grief" to "Oof." We also took an egregious mispronunciation to Court's Court and gave you a rundown of What's Poppin' over Memorial Day weekend. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Afton's terrible chit chat game came back to bite her again during a kitchen exchange with some co-workers and she ended up getting philosophical about sourdough. We also learned that Courtney is a leg guy and Brando does an incredible impression of Mrs. Hatch from "It's a Wonderful Life." Plus, Jimmy Griffin stopped by to talk about his upcoming show at The Pageant with Hard Promises: A Tribute To Tom Petty. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The youths are bringing back hacky sacking. Have you seen it out in the wild? We have and we talked about it today. We also shared our Tuesday Tidbits, asked about food items you keep in your car and covered just how much it costs to raise a kid these days. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

You're not gonna hear a bunch of extra beeping on this edition of The Courtney Show, that's for sure. Today we covered the "Tarps Off" movement, crazy names for girls named after their dads, the best 80s cartoon theme songs and our Strong Opinions. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

We couldn't really tell that Brando was crabby but he said he was after an awkward Thursday night. But by the end of the show, he and Afton were wishing everyone a great weekend in unison after Courtney tricked them into it. All around great show today! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The tribe has spoken… and we started a podcast🎧🔥 2 of our favorite castaways were voted out, and we're ready to talk trash on the remaining final five. If you're just as disappointed, let's jump in. (00:00) See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Yeah, you read that right...THE one and only Jon Hamm was on the show today and we had the best time reminiscing about growing up in St. Louis and all the roles we've loved watching him play. He was truly a delight and we think you'll like this interview. We talked about other stuff too, but...JON HAMM!!! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

More Macaroni Grill talk? You know it! Plus it's a big national holiday for Mama Jubilee's, we spin the old Wheel Of Questions and a delightful surprise for Who's On The Hotline. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

You ever have that moment in your life where you stop and go..."I guess this is who I am now." It's happened to all of us and we're talking about it this morning. From Tommy Bahama to enjoying everything the Hallmark store has to offer to checking on a bad toenail - this is who we are now. Plus Tuesday Tidbits and lots of texts about restaurants we wish would come back. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Wait...anxiety is good for you? Science says so and we break it down for you in Now You Guys Know. Also, it's Monday so you know we had some Strong Opinions. And, we talk about things we thought were normal until we got out into the real world. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

With Mother's Day this weekend, we wanted to call up the moms of TCS so we got Afton's mom Janette and Brando's mom Wendy on the line. Courtney decided to spare her mom the on-air phone call since she's had to deal with this for many years and really doesn't enjoy it. Plus, Brando had another hit Finally Friday Song and Lance stopped by for Missed Connections. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The tribe has spoken… and we started a podcast🎧🔥 Kasey's back and so is the DRAMA. We lost 2 more castaways this week, and it took secrets, sweat, and tears to get there. 3 Weeks Left, 2 Advantages, 1 Tribal Twist.. Let's get it on! (00:00) Start (01:20) Billie Eilish Addresses Her Idols (07:15) Deven's Mr. Beast Idol (08:06) Joe's Still a Wet Sandwich (09:45) Cirie's Haunting Flashback (10:40) Ozzy Lost His Mind (13:00) Tiff's Disqualification + Jonathon's Win (15:00) We're Lost in the Alliances (16:29) Emily's Hail Mary Plan (18:00) Cirie's Second Vote (20:25) Ozzy's Million Dollar Mistake (23:00) Why Hasn't Cirie Ever Won? (25:23) Editing is Missing Puzzle Pieces (26:38) Giving Jonathon his Flowers (27:26) Coming Around on Aubry (28:15) Where are the Hidden Idols? (30:50) Loved One Visits vs Letters (32:29) How Old is Jonathon? See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What's a bad dad from Bagdad? Oh just some old timey slang Courtney quizzed the gang on today. We learned some cool words we're going to try to bring back. We also talked about What's Poppin' this weekend and declared everyone guildy See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Just when we thought our coffee table controversy had ended, there's a new wrinkle to the argument and Brando and Afton teamed up against Courtney. Plus we shared our mom fails or fails our moms had when we were kids and we took the Wheel Of Questions for several spins. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Want to know where the world's largest ball of twine is? Or the biggest mailbox? We'll tell ya! We also shared our Tuesday Tidbits, Randos and Now You Guys Know. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Whatever happened with Courtney's oven? Do Brando and Afton have to go to jury duty? What's the mysterious incident Afton texted Courtney about over the weekend? We're answering some of the show's recent cliffhangers. Plus, we shared a couple Strong Opinions and celebrated Star Wars Day! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Comedian, host of Nate Bargatze's tour and co-host of "Greatest Average American" with Nate and our buddy Greg Warren - Julian McCullough - along with prominent TV writer, producer, and director ("My Name Is Earl" & "Raising Hope") turned stand-up comedian - Greg Garcia - spent most of the morning with us today and made us all laugh throughout the show. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.