Roz & Mocha

Do you store your cups upright or upside down in the cupboard? That sparks a surprisingly heated debate, along with fantasy casting themselves as the main character in any show, and revealing the most famous person they could call who would actually pick up. They also get into the pettiest, least valuable thing you could steal to completely inconvenience someone for a day, and share their oddly specific niche group memberships — from “Brown Photographers Under 5’6” to “Church-Going Cheesecake Lovers.”

Mocha celebrates getting his bread settlement money while Roz deals with a declined credit card, as Maurie and Chloe head out horseback riding to promote Dutton Ranch. The crew also talks a wild $200,000 celebrity haircut, vents about shoelaces and people walking on the road, and catches up with the cast of the new Netflix series Mating Season, plus a special conversation with astronaut Jeremy Hansen.

By request from Flaming Romo ‘C’, we’re diving into a Retro Show all about singing—because let’s be honest, we’ve been doing that since day one! From the archives, relive the unforgettable moments like Roz and Mocha taking on “Faith” back in 2013, Maurie bravely belting out Led Zeppelin’s “Stairway to Heaven” (also in 2013), and in honour of Cher turning 80, we throw it back to 2014 when The Damnits gave their iconic take on a Cher classic. It’s pitchy, it’s passionate, and it’s all part of the Roz & Mocha magic!

A longtime strained relationship with an absent father leads to a difficult question about whether an apology is even possible after decades of distance, while another situation explores the emotional balance of waiting years to start a relationship without losing independence or becoming overly attached. Add in the weight of a one-sided household where one partner feels overwhelmed doing everything despite working the same long hours, and it becomes a mix of family pain, relationship boundaries, and the challenge of getting people to truly show up when it matters most

Mocha admits he’s been driving around with an expired license, while Maurie also catches up with Toronto Mayor Olivia Chow amid Drake’s massive album takeover of the city. Chloe shares what it was really like going to a NASCAR event with her boyfriend, plus a wild debate on whether you’d commit a crime if you could freeze time, Kevin O’Leary’s blunt take on divorce, and vented moments from a frustrated pharmacist dealing with impatient customers

Drake made headlines after dropping three albums—Iceman, Habibti, and Maid of Honour—while revealing his father has cancer, as fans gathered at the CN Tower reacting to the news. Meanwhile, early buzz for the new Star Wars film The Mandalorian and Grogu has been mixed ahead of release, and in health news, B.C. confirmed Canada’s first positive case of the Andes strain of hantavirus amid rising concerns about Ebola. In entertainment, Aqua announced their split, Shakira won her tax case in Spain, and Ice Cube says a new Friday movie is officially in the works. Closer to home, Ontario plans to extend last call to 4 a.m. during the World Cup, but the tournament could cost Canadians over $1 billion, while police are reportedly using secret spyware on phones.

Sending an eggplant emoji just to see the reaction, putting the whole crew to the test on who could actually bench press a full human, and revealing the weird things everyone somehow has too much of at home. It goes from chaotic chugging favourites and what everyone would bring to a picnic, to naming a pizzeria, and then into bigger debates—like the one stat you’d want to see above everyone’s head, why certain words hit weird, and whether it’s worse to live slightly too hot or slightly too cold all the time.

On this episode of Ask Roz & Mocha, the gang dives into everything from Maurie’s eating habits (is he finally on real food?!) to brutally honest takes on their least favorite parts of the job. Roz shares thoughtful advice for aspiring children’s authors, while Shem is put on the spot to choose an in-studio intimacy coordinator for a hypothetical love scene. Things get even more chaotic with on-the-fly nicknames for the whole crew, a tough money dilemma ($1 an hour forever or $1M now), and a candid chat about how they’ve all become a little too much like their parents. Plus, they confess the times they faked liking something for friends or partners—and exactly when it went way too far.

Roz goes off on his Samsung washer for blasting a full-on song every time it finishes, then gets nowhere when a listener tries to help him turn it off, plus the crew debates the whole “jinx, buy me a Coke” thing and whether it’s real. There’s also Chloe recapping a chaotic day party, Maurie trying to host with nothing but BBQ cauliflower, and everyone reacting to a viral video of a grandma losing it after finding out she’s becoming one.

This week on The Roz & Mocha Retro Show, it’s all about SMELLS! We throw it back to 2013 when Roz got up close (maybe too close) during Movember and sniffed Maurie’s moustache, plus a 2015 chat on the scents we absolutely love—and the ones we can’t stand. And of course, we open the phones to hear about the smells you’re obsessed with!

Life with a teenager can feel like emotional whiplash—one minute you’ve “ruined their life” over dinner, the next they need you again 15 minutes later—while other parents are just trying to survive exhausting days juggling everything and feeling like they’ve lost themselves completely. Some are dealing with siblings constantly pushing buttons, others are struggling with friendships that have suddenly gone silent after decades, leaving them stuck wondering what went wrong. Whether it’s chaos at home, loneliness, or trying to hold everything together, it’s all a reminder that everyone’s just doing their best to get through it without losing their patience—or their sense of humor.

Roz celebrates Roxy getting her driver’s license before she destroys the whole team in a driver’s handbook challenge, plus Maurie hits the red carpet with Jacob Tierney and Maggie Kang and gets some scoop on season 2 of Heated Rivalry and K-Pop Demon Hunters. There’s also a wild HELLUVA STORY about a teenage lake house break-in that turns into a horror movie, Mocha getting way too excited about filling out the census, and the crew losing it over a viral horse fart.

A secondary school in northeastern B.C. tied to one of Canada’s deadliest mass shootings will be torn down, while health officials say several Canadians are isolating after exposure to a hantavirus outbreak linked to a cruise, though the overall risk remains low. Oil prices are rising after Donald Trump rejected Iran’s latest proposal to end the war, and new data shows fewer Canadians are travelling to the U.S., with visits down significantly. In entertainment, Paul McCartney and Ringo Starr have released their first-ever duet, Dua Lipa is suing Samsung over alleged unauthorized use of her image, and “The Devil Wears Prada 2” is topping the box office again. Meanwhile, Canadian households are filing for bankruptcy at the fastest pace in over 16 years, highlighting growing financial pressure.

Would you rather start an OnlyFans if everything went wrong, bring your pet to work every day, or come back in your next life as something completely random? One Deep Dive spirals into desperate career pivots, work pets, reincarnation, and who would actually make money online. Another round tackles who belongs in the final round of Family Feud, the oddly personal story behind recently used emojis, and the most unhinged bet ever made. Later, things get grosser and more revealing with weird childhood habits, questions about who paid 99 cents for a now‑infamous website, and which illegal or unrealistic animal would make the perfect pet.

Would you rather add an extra zero to your lifespan or your salary? Who do you really think wins more arguments in your relationship, and how different would your life look if your spouse didn’t exist? Roz and Mocha tackle big “what if” questions, awkward truths, and ridiculous debates—from being dropped into a country with no English or technology, to cringing at the terrible ideas they wanted as teenagers, to the surprisingly heated discussion of whether you reuse the same drinking glass all day

Eric Braeden sounds off after a casting director wastes his time, plus the guys relive the moment he absolutely unloaded on them for being late to an interview. A classic front-seat etiquette debate sparks strong opinions, Billie Eilish opens up about living with Tourette syndrome, and a Costco food-sample rant hits a little too close to home. There’s also an engagement call that gets surprisingly emotional, a Mother’s Day confessional involving fake alarms and secret “other kids,” Nick Cannon’s parenting double standard, and an incredible story about how one guy managed to sneak into The Devil Wears Prada 2.

Today’s Roz & Mocha Retro Show is all about one undeniable truth: Roz has always been old. We rewind to 2014 when we asked Roz how old he felt — and that was 13 years ago, so do the math and try not to hurt yourself. Then in 2015, we broke down exactly who Roz is older than, which somehow caused more damage than comfort. And to really seal the legacy, we revisit the moment Twitter officially crowned him a full‑blown dinosaur. It’s classic Retro Roz… just with more back pain.

A guy feels uneasy because his girlfriend won’t let him post her—or post him—on social media, and he’s stuck wondering if his insecurity is valid or something he needs to fix. Another letter comes from someone ready to end a long‑term relationship but paralyzed by guilt as his partner is dealing with serious family stress and illness, while also fearing what being alone might look like. There’s a situation involving a year‑long fallout with teenage family members over a misunderstanding that was never discussed, and whether it can still be repaired. And finally, a listener hitting a milestone birthday asks how to stop sweating the small stuff, slow down, and actually become better in this next chapter of life.

Star Wars Day streeters with Maurie, including takes you truly can’t unhear, plus Shem celebrating May the 4th in his own very specific way. A brand‑new Shem song makes its debut, followed by a big interview with Small Town Escapes stars Colin and Justin on leaving city life behind. Eric Braeden makes headlines with an explosive rant aimed at a casting director, and the show dives into Nick Cannon saying his 15‑year‑old son is allowed to date — sparking a heated conversation.

From playoff heartbreak with the Oilers and Raptors, to workplaces cracking down on cell phones, plus Drake shooting a new music video in Toronto. There’s also a wild Full House residuals revelation, history made at the Kentucky Derby, the biggest Met Gala moments, a cruise ship illness affecting Canadians, and why everyone is just realizing Ziggy Marley sang the Arthur theme song.