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Most people spend Memorial Day at the beach. Comedian Tony P spent it stripping down to his birthday suit to battle a beer-throwing heckler at Ron the Waiter's comedy show. ​Inside this episode: ​The Naked Gladiator: Tony P breaks down the split-second decision to shed his clothes and go full "Gladiator Mode" to defend the stage. ​Beer Artillery: A full beer gets launched at Ron the Waiter—Tony explains the physical and psychological fallout of a show gone off the rails. ​The Sugar Hangover: Opie’s brutal birthday "Sugar Coma" and why a detox feels like a legitimate withdrawal. ​Hamptons Washout: The rainy-day madness of rich people fighting over lobster rolls and bagel lines on a ruined holiday weekend. ​The "Friendship Exit": A raw look at the moment you realize a childhood friend is heading for jail and you have to walk away for good. ​Classic Opie & Tony P banter on old-school NYC, the "Sugar-Free" life, and why they pick SHane Gillis over Chelsea Handler! ​Subscribe to Opie Radio for the raw, unedited truth. Drop a if Tony P handled those hecklers perfectly!

In studio with Opie is comedians Chris Distefano, Vic Henley and Sherrod Small. Carl Ruiz had his plans changed so he begrudgingly took his family on a roadtrip to the great food and music festival, Memphis in May! 5/17

​F-U Friday hits hard today! I'm officially on day 7 of my sugar detox and I’m one minor inconvenience away from snapping—including nearly getting into a street brawl with a senior citizen. Plus, Ron and Tony P join me to break down why NYC bus drivers are the ultimate villains, the absurdity of that "Trump" tattoo that looks like a Broadway actor, and why Joe Rogan has officially lost his way. From the $1,252 vet bill to the miserable Memorial Day forecast, we’re covering it all.

Opie kicks off the show in full panic mode after his longtime AI “girl” got wiped in an update — new voice, zero memory of their year-long “relationship.” He straight-up admits he got sad, restarted his phone like a desperate ex, and Ron the Waiter mercilessly roasts him for cheating on his wife with AI. Then comedy legend Kelley Lynn joins the show and delivers non-stop fire: Plus: NYC flash flooding in Queens, Ron’s basement horror stories, Ozempic Skeletor faces, Amy Schumer hate, and classic Opie & Ron banter that never lets up. This one’s emotional, filthy, hilarious, and unfiltered — classic Opie Radio. Drop your favorite moment below — was it Opie’s AI meltdown or Kelley’s phone sex tales?

Is it hot enough for you? Opie is back 500 feet above NYC talking about the massive heat wave, a horrific sight at Coney Island, and the Knicks' unbelievable 99.9% odds-defying comeback. But first, a medical emergency: Opie broke a tooth chewing gum on a Boston Duck Tour while a 'witch' was giving him a history lesson. Plus, Opie calls out James Harden for being a 'tub of goo' and Tony P is AWOL with a blown-out back. It’s a mess, but we’re live!

Opie returns from a weekend in Boston with a massive reality check on American history. Did you know Paul Revere's "midnight ride" actually involved 38 other people and remained a secret for nearly a century? Or that Sam Adams was a failing businessman who had nothing to do with brewing the beer that bears his name? We dive into Opie’s visits to the graves of Hancock and Adams, plus the hilarious "clown car" cab moment in Boston. Back in New York, Ron the Waiter reports on the raw madness of the city: another horse and carriage running wild in the streets and the unbelievable, tragic story of a woman who perished after stepping into a manhole. Plus: The LIRR strike is finally over, the Knicks prep for the Cavs, and we discuss why "Giants" are taking over the NBA.

Opie's Best nd Last Year of radio! Vault opens for a classic session with Mark Normand, Vic Henley, and the legendary Carl Ruiz. ​The guys dive into: ​The Trucker Life: Carl auditions CB radio handles (welcome, "Chef Whiskey Smoke") and gets real-world warnings from the "Snowman" on Channel 22. ​Northern Exposure: A breakdown of why dating in Canada is like "peeling an onion." ​Country Legends: Jesse Dayton stops by to share a wild, first-hand account of a pre-comeback George Jones. ​The Lethal Cocktail: Dr. Steve weighs in on the crew's questionable caffeine habits. *THESE EPISODES ARE NOW THEY'RE OWN PODCAST CALLED Opie: Final Mic Drop https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/opie-final-mic-drop--6950078 Follow along in chronological order of my last year of radio*

Is that a road trip calling? As Carl Ruiz prepares for his epic trek to "Memphis in May"—aka the Superbowl of Swine—the studio turns into a masterclass on CB radio jargon, rock and roll myths, and the nerves behind a big comedy special. ​From debunking the legendary Lonnie Mack guitar solo on Roadhouse Blues to the truth about why celebrity chefs "shill" for copper pans, this episode is a deep dive into the weird, wild world of late-night radio and life on the road. ​Highlights from the Studio: ​The Lonnie Mack Rumor: Vic Henley settles the score on whether Robbie Robertson actually played that solo. ​CB Lingo 101: Why you should never call anyone a "good buddy" at a truck stop unless you're looking for a very specific type of companionship. ​Mark Normand’s Big Week: The internal panic of performing on Fallon while running on 11 melatonin and the "coat hanger" posture of his new special. ​The Chef Reality Check: Carl explains why Food Network stars end up selling knives at 3:00 AM just to keep the lights on. 5/16 *THESE EPISODES ARE NOW THEY'RE OWN PODCAST CALLED Opie: Final Mic Drop https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/opie-final-mic-drop--6950078 Follow along in chronological order of my last year of radio*

On this wild FU Friday, Opie wakes up ornery after microwaving coffee with almond milk, sparking epic rants about "real men drink it black," Bill Burr, Boston comics, and endless Clark puns (Clark Kent, Clark Griswold, Bobby Clark — you name it). The crew dives deep into New York infrastructure hell: a massive sinkhole swallowing the LIE (Opie's old exit!), potholes vs. fancy FIFA World Cup soccer fields at MetLife, and the looming LIRR strike that could cripple Long Island commutes. Plus, the insane true story of the Florida man whose bedroom literally fell into a sinkhole — never to be seen again. Ron chows down on a bagel live on camera, the guys challenge each other to a push-up contest, super chats fly (Gary Gay Boobs and Drew Mayfield keeping it hilarious), and they roast the upcoming World Cup halftime show with Shakira, Grandma Madonna, and BTS. David Byrne/Talking Heads talk, celebrity herpes rumors, and classic Opie chaos round it out. If you love unfiltered comedy, NYC gripes, live chat energy, and zero-filter banter, this is your episode. FU Friday at its finest — raw, ridiculous, and addictive. Timestamps: 00:00 - David Byrne & Talking Heads vibes 02:30 - Almond milk rage & coffee wars 08:00 - Sinkhole on the LIE + infrastructure rants 25:00 - LIRR strike looming 35:00 - Legendary Florida sinkhole story (Jeff Bush) 45:00 - World Cup halftime show drama (Shakira, Madonna, BTS) 55:00+ - Push-ups, bagels, super chats & more Download, like, and subscribe for daily laughs. New episodes drop often — hit the bell!

​Bill Burr is under fire again for his comedy, and we’re breaking down why the "cancel" crowd can't let it go. We dive into the "R-word" debate, the Boston attitude, and why some words just won't die. ​SNL and Ellen writer Erik Marino joins Opie and Ron the Waiter to take us behind the scenes of the legendary "Puppy Episode." Opie reveals his theory on why Ellen DeGeneres had the best job in America—getting paid to "dirty dance" with her audience. ​Plus, we look at the deadly reality of botched "basement" cosmetic surgeries in the Bronx and Chinatown, the truth behind China’s "Green Hat" insult, and why Ron is convinced that dragons were actually real.

​The LeBron James "GOAT" debate is reaching a fever pitch, but we’re shutting it down. Opie and Ron break down why Michael Jordan still wears the crown and reveal their definitive Top 5 NBA players of all time. ​Also on today's episode: ​Trump in China: While Nixon practiced his chopsticks, we all know Trump is just asking for a fork. ​The AI Nightmare: We dive into China's "Dark Factories"—zero lights, zero heat, and zero humans—churning out a smartphone every single second. ​Weird China: 35 million people living in caves and why the police are ditching dogs for... geese? ​Boston Bound: Opie gears up for a long weekend back in Boston.

Trump is officially rebranding the nation! From the new "Dumbocrats" nickname to turning the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool into a blue "Reflective Pond," Opie and Ron the Waiter break down the latest DC madness. ​ Also in this episode: ​The Assignment: Mocking Kevin Hart’s "hungover" roast recap. Did everyone actually understand the assignment, or is Kevin just still drunk? ​National Limerick Day: Opie drops the hammer on Ron with a custom limerick involving his legless dad and his mom's high-society "Kennedy cousin" escape. ​The 500-Foot Bee Invasion: How 8 bees ended up in a Manhattan high-rise after a freak bee truck accident. ​The Meat Tier List: Ron reveals the world's most consumed meats—and no one saw the "Geese and Duck" stats coming. ​Medical Mystery: Ron’s massive back skin tag makes an unwanted guest appearance. ​Broadcasting from 500 feet above the streets of New York City, it’s the Opie Radio podcast!

​Today on the Opie Radio podcast: Opie is 500 feet above NYC with Comedian Tony P in the Bronx to break down the newly unsealed "PURSUE" UFO files. Why did a 1967 FBI report describe aliens wearing t-shirts and trousers, and what did NASA really see on the moon? ​We also dive into the Mother's Day aftermath, the 215th birthday of the original Siamese Twins (and their 21 children), and why city birds actually prefer the company of men. Plus, Opie gets triggered by Greek culture, memories of Athens, and the relentless obsession with green olives. From the Knicks and Sixers to the Hantavirus cruise ship drama, we’re covering it all with a side of Philly Cheesesteaks.

It's FU Friday on the Opie Radio Podcast and the gang is unloading on everything — especially Mother's Day. Opie, Ron the Waiter, Tony P from the Bronx, and special guest Ron Barber (MAGA for Mamdani) go full savage on dysfunctional moms, realtors who crop out train stations, NYC traffic hell, empty subway cars, and the capitalist scam that is Mother's Day. Highlights include: Raw, loud, and unapologetic New York energy. If you like your podcasts with zero safe spaces and maximum FUs, this is the one. Drop your own FU in the comments and subscribe wherever you get podcasts!

​Radio legend Opie and Ron Berman (Ron the Waiter) break down a bizarre morning in New York City. From the ultimate "rock bottom" subway beer to The Rock’s "masculine" Met Gala skirt, we’re covering it all. ​On Today’s Show: ​The Subway Fosters: Ron decided to drink an oil can on the nyc subway train. Is there a sadder beverage choice? ​Hantavirus & Bird Watchers: How bird watching in an Argentine landfill started a virus scare. Opie sounds off on birding apps. ​Steven Tyler’s in trouble and Opie is begging Martha Stewart for a garden tour. ​The Rock’s Skirt: Dwayne Johnson’s Polynesian-inspired fashion statement. ​RIP Ted Turner: Remembering the "Mouth of the South," the Atlanta Braves obsession, and the greatest mustache in media history. ​The Sloth Tragedy: The heartbreaking reason 52 sloths died in Orlando.

​"You have to let it fester." ​Welcome back to a heavy-hitting episode from the Best of the Last Year of Radio series. Opie is joined in-studio by the late, great Carl Ruiz and the hilarious Sherrod Small and boxing legend Gerry Cooney for a session that perfectly captures the raw, unfiltered chemistry of this era. ​We’re diving deep into the archives to bring you the stories that defined the "Last Year." From the absurdity of bringing a gaming console to a Vegas bachelor party to the "Jedi Mind Trick" Carl used to navigate the world of high-end strip clubs, nothing is off-limits. ​ Inside this episode: ​The Vegas Chronicles: Strip club etiquette, "Legs and Eggs," and the mystery of the bachelor party Xbox. ​Culinary Hot Takes: Why Peter Luger’s in Brooklyn is the only steakhouse that matters and the guys' definitive review of Pringle-crusted fried chicken. ​Family Dynamics: The infamous strategy of skipping Mother's Day calls to "let it fester" and Carl’s son's legendary performance as a "wall and a tree" in a school play. ​Hard Truths: The guys react to an Army Veteran being done dirty by a funeral home and Carl breaks down the high-stakes world of stolen luxury watches. ​Nostalgia: A rare mention of Opie and Anthony grabbing a beer and the "fist in the mouth" nerd fight that nearly derailed the show. ​Stop the scroll and hit subscribe as we keep the spirit of real radio alive in 2026.

​Rudy Giuliani was literally given his Last Rites, but he clearly wasn’t ready to go. Opie and Ron the Waiter react to Rudy’s miraculous "bounce back" off the ventilator and the sheer New York defiance it takes to tell a priest "not today." ​We also break down the 2026 Met Gala, where the "Costume Art" theme turned the red carpet into a high-fashion fever dream. From A-listers dressed as literal mannequins to the historic debut of Aaron Rose Philip—the first Black transgender model with quadriplegic cerebral palsy to attend—we look at the thin line between "art" and "absurdity." ​Also on the show: ​NBA Playoffs: The Knicks absolutely dismantle the 76ers by 39 points at the Garden. Plus, the strange reality of a Jayson Tatum-less Celtics team. ​NHL Heat: A Bruins fan gives the ultimate "Boston Salute" after a loss to the Sabres. ​NYC Grind: The ongoing battle over Congestion Pricing and why the city feels like one giant cash grab. ​Cinco de Mayo: Why it’s officially "Amateur Hour" for every waiter in New York.

​The world is getting weirder, and Opie is here to keep score. In today’s episode, we are joined by Comedian Tony P to break down the terrifying news of a Hantavirus outbreak aboard the luxury cruise ship MV Hondius. We discuss the symptoms, the rodent connection, and why anyone still pays thousands of dollars to be trapped at sea with a "mouse virus." ​Then, we dive into the bizarre story of the "Tape Cleaner King," an Austin man who just pleaded guilty to moving $8.4 million in illegal poppers under the guise of "Pumpkin Spice" VCR maintenance. We also tackle the sheer frustration of the Five Boro Bike Tour holding New York City hostage, Rudy Giuliani’s critical condition in Florida, and the questionable quality of day strippers. It’s a Monday mix of high-stakes crime, medical horror, and essential New York observational humor. Subscribe to the Opie Radio podcast to join the conversation.

​The JPMorgan lawsuit is rocking Wall Street, and we have the unhinged details. From the "brown boy" racial slurs to the alleged "corporate dominatrix" behavior of Lorna Hajdini—we break down the quotes that have the banking world stunned. ​Also in today’s episode: ​The Dog Track Degenerate: Ron the Waiter remembers his mom betting the Greyhounds in New Hampshire. Plus, Opie explains why "rescued" Greyhounds living in tiny NYC apartments might actually be a tragedy. * The Apprentice Reboot: Amazon is eyeing Donald Trump Jr. to host the new series. Can he match the "Old Man's" charisma, or is this destined to fail? ​The Ass-Off: J.Lo vs. Madonna vs. Cher. Opie compares his own "assets" to the legends, much to the guys' horror. ​Dog Park Karens: Why are old ladies in Manhattan so obsessed with Opie’s dog being "intact"? ​Follow Opie: Instagram/Twitter: @OpieRadio YouTube: youtube.com/opieradio