Ashtray
Thomas Mammoth
So some god smoked a million godly cigarettes and exhaled that shit all over the Earth, causing the entire planet to erupt into chaos, death, explosions, implosions, and general apocalyptic events. The air is foul. Probably poisonous. Despite this,...
Location:
United States
Description:
So some god smoked a million godly cigarettes and exhaled that shit all over the Earth, causing the entire planet to erupt into chaos, death, explosions, implosions, and general apocalyptic events. The air is foul. Probably poisonous. Despite this, life inexplicably continues for one slacker and his cat. As far as Isaac knows, and depending on what side of the AI sentience debate you're on, he's the only human left on the planet. He would resign to his fate-playing the latest Fallout or replaying Portal 2 on the PS6 until the electricity fails and he begins to rot more than just his brain-if not for the four legged creature demanding canned tuna and a clean litter box. In Ashtray, hell isn't other people, it's the inanities of technological convenience people created to fill the void. It's the realization that even if you manage to outlive the end of the world, you will still be subjected to hold music. Duration - 6h 45m. Author - Thomas Mammoth. Narrator - Thomas Mammoth. Published Date - Tuesday, 14 January 2025. Copyright - © 2025 Thomas Slipsager ©.
Language:
English
Opening Credits
Duration:00:00:09
Chapter 1: Look Closer to the Seal
Duration:00:10:19
Chapter 2: Directions
Duration:00:04:41
Chapter 3: Shopping Carts
Duration:00:08:13
Chapter 4: Target
Duration:00:09:50
Chapter 5: Parts Unknown
Duration:00:14:06
Chapter 6: The Unfinished Puzzle
Duration:00:16:50
Chapter 7: If I Could Just Make It to Spring
Duration:00:10:17
Chapter 8: Disappointment After Disappointment (83%)
Duration:00:13:45
Chapter 9: Extra Broth (77%)
Duration:00:07:19
Chapter 10: Limited (68%)
Duration:00:15:23
Chapter 11: Distorted Fugue (56%)
Duration:00:18:18
Chapter 12: Fuckin' Gravity (38%)
Duration:00:10:20
Chapter 13: A Long Way Up (36%)
Duration:00:09:54
Chapter 14: King of the Idiots (31%)
Duration:00:08:59
Chapter 15: Aliens (<31%)
Duration:00:16:14
Chapter 16: Visual Field (<31%)
Duration:00:12:10
Chapter 17: Cone-Quest (24%)
Duration:00:15:53
Chapter 18: Built Different (16%)
Duration:00:19:06
Chapter 19: Sampson's Towing (<16%)
Duration:00:12:32
Chapter 20: Dragon (<16%)
Duration:00:11:33
Chapter 21: "A" For Effort (<16%)
Duration:00:11:19
Chapter 22: The Inescapable, Irradiated Haze (5.5%)
Duration:00:13:36
Chapter 23: So Popular (37%)
Duration:00:19:27
Chapter 24: The Tale of Jeff (36%)
Duration:00:10:14
Chapter 25: Panic (<36%)
Duration:00:14:04
Chapter 26: Distorted Fugue II (<36%)
Duration:00:05:26
Chapter 27: The Grand Conclusion of Technology (32%)
Duration:00:09:32
Chapter 28: Digital POS (29%)
Duration:00:10:49
Chapter 29: Unfinished Business (25%)
Duration:00:19:06
Chapter 30: Birthday Boy (???%)
Duration:00:19:16
Chapter 31: Soon to be Non-Functional (?++%)
Duration:00:19:07
Acknowledgments
Duration:00:07:06
End Credits
Duration:00:00:09