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Cheat on the news with Hard Factor. Satirical daily news podcast, not hyper-polarizing and depressing like all the others. Drops at Midnight Eastern, 5 Days a Week, 24/7/365. Follow the pod on social @HardFactorNews. Hosts: @hardfactorMark...

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Cheat on the news with Hard Factor. Satirical daily news podcast, not hyper-polarizing and depressing like all the others. Drops at Midnight Eastern, 5 Days a Week, 24/7/365. Follow the pod on social @HardFactorNews. Hosts: @hardfactorMark @hardfactorPat @hardfactorWes @hardfactorWill. Full video episodes: YouTube.com/HardFactorNews Join our community: patreon.com/hardfactor Voicemail Line: 512.270.1480

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Talk about a clay court: French Open tennis player’s tummy troubles | 5.26.26

5/26/2026
Episode 1965 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Rugiet - Head to Rugiet.com/HARDFACTOR and get 15% off your ED treatment. 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:05:39 Tennis player leaves French Open to take a dump 00:12:34 Japanese underwear threat 00:21:37 New UFO Files Show us Shooting one Down + Alien DNA 00:31:40 Enhanced Games is in the books with 1 world record 00:38:23 Kars4Kids Thank you for listening! Join our community at www.patreon.com/hardfactor for bonus pods and Discord chat. We love you all, and most importantly, get out there and HAGFD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Duration:00:47:18

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Florida Women Gone WILD | 5.25.26

5/25/2026
Free Florida Man Friday show, we will be back with new episodes tomorrow 5/26 Brought to you by: Rugiet Men: Head to rugiet.com/hardfactor and get 15% off your ED treatment. Florida woman arrested after crashing golf cart with 21 open airplane bottles of fireball Florida Substitute Teacher Passes out Drunk in the Bus Lane Florida man sets house on fire after fruit dispute Florida AirBnb Couch Piss Chick is BACK with more charges Bonus Dogg: FSU Graduation Tittiesand much more...we hope you all HAGFW!!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Duration:00:50:32

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Woman's Application to "Whites-Only" Neighborhood Denied Over Black Husband | 5.22.26

5/22/2026
Episode 1964 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: BetterHelp - You don’t have to be on this journey alone. Find support and have someone with you in therapy. Sign up and get 10% off at BetterHelp.com/HARDFACTOR. Lucy - Premium, 100% tobacco-free nicotine pouches made for true pouch connoisseurs.​ Get 20% off your first order when you buy online at lucy.co/HARDFACTOR with promo code HARDFACTOR. And if you don’t want to wait, check out their store locator to find LUCY near you and grab it today! 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:00:30 Marylin Monroe vs. JFK's terrible back 00:08:08 St. Louis Woman denied to live in Whites-Only neighborhood on account of wanting her Black Husband to also live there + Bonus Dog Racist Florida Teacher 00:23:00 Thank you to our incredible sponsors 00:26:00 Joey Chestnut about to Dominate Hot Dog Contest while on Probation for slapping a man + Bonus Dog American DUI 00:33:29 The Tiz Corner: Ebola Treatment Center burned down by teens in the Congo Thank you for listening! Join our community at www.patreon.com/hardfactor for bonus pods and Discord chat. We love you all, and most importantly, get out there and HAGFD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Duration:00:41:57

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Lyft Driver Uses AI to Fake a Mess and Charge a Cleaning Fee | 5.21.26

5/21/2026
Episode 1963 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: BetterHelp - You don’t have to be on this journey alone. Find support and have someone with you in therapy. Sign up and get 10% off at BetterHelp.com/HARDFACTOR. Lucy - Premium, 100% tobacco-free nicotine pouches made for true pouch connoisseurs.​ Get 20% off your first order when you buy online at lucy.co/HARDFACTOR with promo code HARDFACTOR. And if you don’t want to wait, check out their store locator to find LUCY near you and grab it today! 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:00:30 JFK conspiracy chat 00:05:35 Last words of Death Row inmates revealed 00:24:20 Grandma playing Minecraft to raise money for grandson’s cancer treatment gets swatted 00:29:55 Dumb Fashion: The jacket with hundreds of speakers 00:33:35 Lyft driver uses AI to create a mess in the back seat to charge passengers a cleaning fee 00:36:36 Woman falls to her death by stepping into an uncovered manhole In NYC 00:40:35 Meth head decapitates his mom and then eats the confession letter in front of the police 00:42:00 Schlitz beer is going out of business Thank you for listening! Join our community at www.patreon.com/hardfactor for bonus pods and Discord chat. We love you all, and most importantly, get out there and HAGFD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Duration:00:49:10

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PenisMaxxing and Weed Flies Free Now | 5.20.26

5/20/2026
Episode 1962 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: BetterHelp - You don’t have to be on this journey alone. Find support and have someone with you in therapy. Sign up and get 10% off at BetterHelp.com/HARDFACTOR. Lucy - Premium, 100% tobacco-free nicotine pouches made for true pouch connoisseurs.​ Get 20% off your first order when you buy online at lucy.co/HARDFACTOR with promo code HARDFACTOR. And if you don’t want to wait, check out their store locator to find LUCY near you and grab it today! 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:00:30 Happy Birthday to Will 00:03:50 The Austin guns shop owner where the psycho teens stole guns from is hilarious 00:24:20 TSA basically says fly with weed now 00:28:55 A New York High School sets record with 21 valedictorians 00:32:20 Creep in pink panther costume stalks children after school 00:35:50 Clavicular is giving out penmaxxxing tips Thank you for listening! Join our community at www.patreon.com/hardfactor for bonus pods and Discord chat. We love you all, and most importantly, get out there and HAGFD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Duration:00:46:05

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The Edgar Haircut is getting banned | 5.19.26

5/19/2026
Episode 1961 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: BetterHelp - You don’t have to be on this journey alone. Find support and have someone with you in therapy. Sign up and get 10% off at BetterHelp.com/HARDFACTOR. Lucy - Premium, 100% tobacco-free nicotine pouches made for true pouch connoisseurs.​ Get 20% off your first order when you buy online at lucy.co/HARDFACTOR with promo code HARDFACTOR. And if you don’t want to wait, check out their store locator to find LUCY near you and grab it today! 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:04:36 First case of ebola in America confirmed as missionary idiot who was in the Congo came home to kill all of us 00:08:36 Oregon man arrested for 166th time 00:15:31 Two Americans arrested for jumping in Punch’s enclosure in Japan 00:24:37 Update on Austin shooting Egar haircut ban 00:33:14 Vance is gonna Vance Thank you for listening! Join our community at www.patreon.com/hardfactor for bonus pods and Discord chat. We love you all, and most importantly, get out there and HAGFD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Duration:00:42:37

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Pee Pee Poo Poo Man Is BACK, So Is Ebola | 5.18.26

5/18/2026
Episode 1960 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: BetterHelp - You don’t have to be on this journey alone. Find support and have someone with you in therapy. Sign up and get 10% off at BetterHelp.com/HARDFACTOR. Lucy - Premium, 100% tobacco-free nicotine pouches made for true pouch connoisseurs.​ Get 20% off your first order when you buy online at lucy.co/HARDFACTOR with promo code HARDFACTOR. And if you don’t want to wait, check out their store locator to find LUCY near you and grab it today! 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:03:05 The Pee Pee Poo Poo man is back, and he’s upped his crime game 00:13:45 Underprivileged kids served a tray of dirt for dinner at Maine High School 00:22:13 Terrible crash during airshow in Idaho 00:26:50 President Trump is absolutely crushing it in the stock market, and its probably all very illegal 00:31:30 Some kids in Austin were going around shooting people from cars, prompting a lockdown and shelter in place 00:37:10 WHO has declared Ebola outbreaks a global health emergency Thank you for listening! Join our community at www.patreon.com/hardfactor for bonus pods and Discord chat. We love you all, and most importantly, get out there and HAGFD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Duration:00:47:15

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Chud the Builder Charged with Attempted Murder | 5.15.26

5/15/2026
Episode 1959 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Hims Weight Loss - Visit ⁠https://hims.com/HARDFACTOR⁠ to get a personalized, affordable plan that gets you. Ethos Life Insurance - Take 10 minutes to get covered today, with life insurance through Ethos. Get your free quote at ⁠https://ETHOS.com/hardfactor⁠. 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:03:54 Spencer Pratt promises to film the entire time he's mayor, if he wins the Los Angeles race 00:13:35 Trump and Xi meet in China, vibes are high (but maybe not as high in Taiwan) 00:23:33 Chud the Builder AKA Dalton something charged with Attempted Murder in Tennessee 00:34:08 PETA is mad at George Kittle for killing a spider when asked to by his wife 00:41:21 Update on Canada's MAID program: Getting even crazier Thank you for listening! Join our community at www.patreon.com/hardfactor for bonus pods and Discord chat. We love you all, and most importantly, get out there and HAGFD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Duration:00:51:28

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Alex Murdaugh’s Murder Convictions Overturned and Onion Pockets | 5.14.26

5/14/2026
Episode 1958 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Hims Weight Loss - Visit ⁠https://hims.com/HARDFACTOR⁠ to get a personalized, affordable plan that gets you. Ethos Life Insurance - Take 10 minutes to get covered today, with life insurance through Ethos. Get your free quote at ⁠https://ETHOS.com/hardfactor⁠. 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:03:50 What happened in 1958?: NASA, Michael Jackson and Madonna were born 00:05:20 Supreme Court of South Carolina overturns Alex Murdaugh's double murder conviction 00:19:30 The Punjabi Devils Nor Cal bike gang leader busted trying to flee gun charges 00:27:55 Former Chic-Fil-A employee ran an 80k mac and cheese scam 00:30:10 It’s 120 degrees in India and their minister of communication is suggesting the old onion in the pocket to cool down Thank you for listening! Join our community at www.patreon.com/hardfactor for bonus pods and Discord chat. We love you all, and most importantly, get out there and HAGFD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Duration:00:41:12

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No More Smoking in San Francisco & Wes is Upset | 5.13.26

5/13/2026
Episode 1957 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Hims Weight Loss - Visit ⁠https://hims.com/HARDFACTOR⁠ to get a personalized, affordable plan that gets you. Ethos Life Insurance - Take 10 minutes to get covered today, with life insurance through Ethos. Get your free quote at ⁠https://ETHOS.com/hardfactor⁠. 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:05:46 San Francisco might officially be the worst place ever 00:20:38 Hilarious looking Maryland man sentenced for online threats against Kamala 00:27:26 Time for term limits - Political Bloopers 00:37:04 Cali Mayor Resigns as Chinese Spy Thank you for listening! Join our community at www.patreon.com/hardfactor for bonus pods and Discord chat. We love you all, and most importantly, get out there and HAGFD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Duration:00:50:31

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Man Pulls Car With His Penis, While On Fire | 5.12.26

5/12/2026
Episode 1956 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Hims Weight Loss - Visit ⁠https://hims.com/HARDFACTOR⁠ to get a personalized, affordable plan that gets you. Ethos Life Insurance - Take 10 minutes to get covered today, with life insurance through Ethos. Get your free quote at ⁠https://ETHOS.com/hardfactor⁠. 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:04:25 TrumpDate: Statues, reflection pools & Trump Phone 00:23:00 Man who got told to cover up his buttcrack at work tries to sue them for bullying 00:31:35 An early racist Free Mason who might have predicted WWIII 00:36:00 Say goodbye to canned peaches from Del Monte 00:39:40 A UK man sets a new record by pulling a car with his penis, while on fire Thank you for listening! Join our community at https://www.patreon.com/hardfactor for bonus pods and Discord chat. We love you all, and most importantly, get out there and HAGFD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Duration:00:51:13

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Government Releases UFO Videos and Men Inlfating Their Ballsacks like Balloons | 5.11.26

5/11/2026
Episode 1955 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Hims Weight Loss - Visit https://hims.com/HARDFACTOR to get a personalized, affordable plan that gets you. Ethos Life Insurance - Take 10 minutes to get covered today, with life insurance through Ethos. Get your free quote at https://ETHOS.com/hardfactor. 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:07:08 Ballmaxxing: the trend you didn't know is taking the world by storm 00:25:08 UFO Files Dropped, and there are some pretty insane videos, but also... where are the Epstein Files? 00:35:56 Frenchman caught creating prestigious language award and giving it to himself 00:44:11 Maui residents take vengeance on potentially drunk tourist for throwing rock at Hawaiian Monk Seal Thank you for listening! Join our community at https://www.patreon.com/hardfactor for bonus pods and Discord chat. We love you all, and most importantly, get out there and HAGFD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Duration:00:53:50

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'Adopt Me' Pit Bull Murders Family Dog | 5.8.26

5/8/2026
Episode 1954 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Quo - For business communication, try QUO for free PLUS get 20% off your first 6 months when you go to quo.com/hardfactor Better Help - Your emotional wellbeing matters. Find support and feel lighter in therapy. Sign up and get 10% off at BetterHelp.com/HARDFACTOR. 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:01:05 Wes is sick 00:02:52 Dog kills another dog while wearing adopt me vest 00:21:34 State Dept targeting Dead Beat Dads who owe $100k+ in Child Support 00:32:50 Kodak Black arrested after leaving ID on drugs 00:38:33 Florida Man makes jail phone call with shoe Thank you for listening! Join our community at https://www.patreon.com/hardfactor for bonus pods and Discord chat. We love you all, and most importantly, get out there and HAGFD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Duration:00:41:44

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Kids are Using Fake Mustaches to Watch Porn | 5.7.26

5/7/2026
Episode 1953 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Quo - For business communication, try QUO for free PLUS get 20% off your first 6 months when you go to quo.com/hardfactor Better Help - Your emotional wellbeing matters. Find support and feel lighter in therapy. Sign up and get 10% off at BetterHelp.com/HARDFACTOR. 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:02:50 1953 first issue of Playboy featuring Marilyn Monroe 00:04:30 Kids in the UK are drawing mustaches on themselves to bypass the age verification check internet porn 00:21:15 Dolphins share puffer fish with their friends to get high 00:24:30 The city of Montreal is asking vigilante pot hole fillers to “knock it off” 00:27:20 Texas woman runs over and kills boyfriend with souped up golf cart 00:31:05 Court updates: Dian Russini and Mike Vrabel, the JP Morgan sex case and Kim Kardashian bar exam 00:36:15 Seattle man is suing Google because Googie Gemini is too addictive Thank you for listening! Join our community at https://www.patreon.com/hardfactor for bonus pods and Discord chat. We love you all, and most importantly, get out there and HAGFD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Duration:00:41:57

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Secret Self Service and Hantavirus Cruise Ship | 5.6.26

5/6/2026
Episode 1952 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Quo - For business communication, try QUO for free PLUS get 20% off your first 6 months when you go to quo.com/hardfactor Better Help - Your emotional wellbeing matters. Find support and feel lighter in therapy. Sign up and get 10% off at BetterHelp.com/HARDFACTOR. 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:01:25 When Nashville Hot Chicken is Too Hot 00:04:45 Spokane Dirt-bike Kid Owns Drunk Lady in Ford Focus 00:10:50 Trump talks to kids about Nukes and Trans during Presidential Fitness Test unveiling 00:26:27 Secret Service Agent caught jackin' it at the DoubleTree near Miami International Airport 00:34:22 Spanish Seas: Hantavirus Cruise Ship and Record Breaking Cocaine Hauler Thank you for listening! Join our community at https://www.patreon.com/hardfactor for bonus pods and Discord chat. We love you all, and most importantly, get out there and HAGFD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Duration:00:48:14

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JPMC Sex Slave Update AGAIN & Sex With Trash Cans | 5.5.26

5/5/2026
Episode 1951 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Quo - For business communication, try QUO for free PLUS get 20% off your first 6 months when you go to quo.com/hardfactor Better Help - Your emotional wellbeing matters. Find support and feel lighter in therapy. Sign up and get 10% off at BetterHelp.com/HARDFACTOR. 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:01:00 Pat can’t breathe anymore 00:02:40 Cumming and hating it?! 00:05:00 Will you get Stefan Diggs on your team or not? 00:06:35 Even MORE updates to the JPMC Sex Slave saga 00:22:10 Man in Scotland having sex with a trash can 00:27:10 Incredible NextDoor post from Pat’s hood 00:31:00 Huge Gang of ATV riders and dirtbikers apprehended on the Bay Bridge Thank you for listening! Join our community at https://www.patreon.com/hardfactor for bonus pods and Discord chat. We love you all, and most importantly, get out there and HAGFD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Duration:00:41:30

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Illegal Cum Trees, RIP Spirit Air and JP Morgan Sex Updates | 5.4.26

5/4/2026
Illegal Cum Trees, RIP Spirit Air and JP Morgan Sex Updates | 5.4.26 Episode 1950 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Quo - For business communication, try QUO for free PLUS get 20% off your first 6 months when you go to quo.com/hardfactor Better Help - Your emotional wellbeing matters. Find support and feel lighter in therapy. Sign up and get 10% off at BetterHelp.com/HARDFACTOR. 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:04:50 Kid Rock Pete Hegseth Apache helicopter update 00:09:15 The invasive Bradford Pear trees that smell like jizz are being banned in some states 00:20:00 It looks like the JP Morgan sex lawsuit might have been fabricated? 00:35:10 RIP to Spirit airlines Thank you for listening! Join our community at https://www.patreon.com/hardfactor for bonus pods and Discord chat. We love you all, and most importantly, get out there and HAGFD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Duration:00:46:46

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Louisiana Chinese Restaurant Caught Serving Roadkill | 5.1.26

5/1/2026
Episode 1949 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Rugiet - Head to Rugiet.com/HARDFACTOR and get 15% off your ED treatment. Better Help - Your emotional wellbeing matters. Find support and feel lighter in therapy. Sign up and get 10% off at BetterHelp.com/HARDFACTOR. 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:04:04 DV4D update 00:06:33 Wisconsin Man steals former co-workers identity for forty years 00:23:05 WTF is Palantir + South Africa deletes AI policy accidentally written by AI: 00:28:13 Michigan State University Meth Lab 00:36:45 Roadkill in Chinese restaurant freezer Thank you for listening! Join our community at www.patreon.com/hardfactor for bonus pods and Discord chat. We love you all, and most importantly, get out there and HAGFD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Duration:00:49:31

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The Secret Life of a Commercial Banking S3x Sl@ve | 4.30.26

4/30/2026
Episode 1948 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Rugiet - Head to https://www.Rugiet.com/HARDFACTOR and get 15% off your ED treatment. Better Help - Your emotional wellbeing matters. Find support and feel lighter in therapy. Sign up and get 10% off at https://www.BetterHelp.com/HARDFACTOR. 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:06:24 THE WES TRIPLE: NZ D!ldos, Indian Corpse Banks, and Siamese Twin Sensations 00:27:24 Lorna Hajdini has been charged with keeping an alleged "sex slave" as an employee at JP Morgan 00:42:42 Boomers on the Edge: Update on Bearded PA Granny and Mass Bee Lady Thank you for listening! Join our community at https://www.patreon.com/hardfactor for bonus pods and Discord chat. We love you all, and most importantly, get out there and HAGFD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Duration:00:53:02

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Man On Vacation Is Killed By Snake Charmer's Cobra | 4.29.26

4/29/2026
Episode 1947 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Rugiet - Head to Rugiet.com/HARDFACTOR and get 15% off your ED treatment. Better Help - Your emotional wellbeing matters. Find support and feel lighter in therapy. Sign up and get 10% off at BetterHelp.com/HARDFACTOR. 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:01:00 Happy Anniversary to Mark and his wife ! 00:05:35 Kimmel Vs Trump AGAIN 00:06:25 Shirtless Boston man makes kid pay a Gusher toll in bathroom 00:19:05 German tourists killed by a snake charmer's snake 00:27:20 More scientists are missing, this time in China 00:32:45 Government now accepting donations to lower the National Debt 00:34:25 James Comey is indicted over a “threatening” message he wrote in seashells Thank you for listening! Join our community at https://www.patreon.com/hardfactor for bonus pods and Discord chat. We love you all, and most importantly, get out there and HAGFD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Duration:00:44:18